Dream a Little Dream of....

First of all a note to my mom: Mom, if you are reading this - I think I just heard your phone ringing. And there is a really big sale at www.anyothersitebutthis.com. You need to go check it out. Now!

I've been procrastinating a little in writing a product review of Dream Lotus by Kama Sutra. It's great stuff, but can you blame me? We're talking about s-e-x potions! Its a tough line to tread between prude and freaky soft-porn reality show subject. And then there is my husband's role in all this - he was such an enthusiastic volunteer to assist in the product testing. But as much as he is enjoying my blushing discomfort, I think he is actually a bit worried about what I am going to say. So let's just get that part out of the way shall we? He's a stud folks! A Superstar! Women the world over shoulda' been weeping the day I nabbed him. He's pretty hot.

But still. I am human. And as the mom of three kids, I am a tired human. Often very tired. So tired that even Viggo Mortensen, Joaquin Phoenix and all the combined man-candy from "Lost", parading through my boudior buck nekked, would not speed my pulse. You moms know how that is.

I distinctly remember a day, about four months after I had my son, when I was showering. I was lingering under the warm steady stream, eyes half closed, enjoying an all too rare moment to myself, when I heard a little tap tap tap on the glass. I wiped away the steam to find my husband and baby son on the other side of the door. Four hungry eyes ogled me, wanted me, more of me, all of me... And all I could think was "Ugh! Go Away! Leave me Alone!!!"

I honestly wondered if I was ever going to feel sexy, or like I actually wanted to have sex, again. And just for the record, I do like sex. Really. A Lot! But somehow, at that moment, a hot shower and a good long sleep was so much more appealing. Yes I needed more rest, but I also could have used a little DreamLotus.

The DreamLotus line was created specifically to get women back in touch - sorry for the bad pun - with their sexuality. The line includes massage oils, stimulating gel (which really works well - use sparingly - that's all I am gonna say!), a warming lubricant, and sweet tasting body powder. Most DreamLotus Products are condom safe, edible, and formulated for sensitive skin. All are lightly and pleasantly fragranced, so as not to jar your senses or overpower you. And all of them work by helping you relax, remember and enjoy exactly what it is that is so great about sex, besides the fruit-of-your-loins sleeping soundly (yes!) in the next room.

Aside from the products helping you reconnect with your partner, they help you reconnect with yourself. A self that sometimes goes on hiatus after the birth of a new child or at stressful times in your life. And what a joyful reunion! So nice to know you've still "got it".

If I can get over my embarrassment about posting about my sex life in a public forum, I am sure you can get over yours about trying these products. Sex is healthy and actually quite good for you, not to mention an important part of your relationship. It's too easy to neglect that part of who you are, if you are a tired mom. So if you and your partner have been missing out, treat yourselves to these products. I'd recommend trying the combo of Romantic Bliss Massage oil and Stimulating Gel for a night that's actually better than a shower and sleep. Believe it or not!

Dream Lotus products at Walgreens Pharmacy locations or online. Certain online purchases are eligible for free shipping.